so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
college kids going home for break
my only 2 emotions
everyone who reblogs this will get book title based on their blog in their ask.
and I do mean, everyone.
there’s another term for “ally”
it’s called “being a decent respectable fucking human being without expecting praise”
[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
The first time that joke has been funny in a long time.